2. "I want to eat blueberries.... there are none in the fridge. Maybe they will magically appear if I open the door an hour later"
3. " Why is there an ominous black shadow behind my curtains/under my sofa/on top of the aquarium!? Burglars! Dementors! Demons with glowing green eyes! Oh, it's the cat." She hides when there is thunder in the air.
4. "Mmm, I <3 fountain pens."